I’m qualified. The Tony G is here for you. I’m qualified. You gotta lay ’em down against me. I’m qualified. He’s qualified. Overqualified. Feel the power. I’ve got the big heart. I’ll take everything you have. Gonna rip you apart. On your bike. Bring the Russians on. Your career is finished. You are gone, gone, gone! I played it like a set. I played it like a set. That’s a big heart. Even I thought I had a set. You ask Jani, he’s a pro. He thought I had a set! You gotta fold hands, baby. I played it like a set. I’m qualified. The Tony G is here for you. I’m qualified. You gotta lay ’em down against me. I’m qualified. He’s qualified. Overqualified. He’s got the biggest heart of any human being breathin’ The planet trembles to the mantle, can you feel it beatin’? Insane, belligerent, profane, impossible to be restrained, Antanas can bring the PAIN when he’s Tony G’in! Got pride like a lion, promotin’ bike ridin’. Bet three times the pot, you ain’t qualifyin’. Repeatedly needlin’ the brat ’till he’s cryin’. Someone call an ambulance, Negreanu is dyin’! Inspired by the Captain, now I’m feelin’ kinda frisky. I’m flyin’ off my ten-speed it’s too late to come and hitch me. Time’s up for you pretenders, now I’m callin’ the clock. Madsen wishes he could hold my jock, AND Brett Richey. I pray An equal would rise up some DAY But I set the bar up way too high. Hold it down ’till I’m fifty. Never forget me. Crushed the nosebleeds, so no one will sit me. I’m too qualified. I’m

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  • 15 December 20115:42 am AdequateResponse

    ALLIN

  • 15 December 20115:47 am YouPayMyWeed

    best song ever!!! i love it on your bike

  • 15 December 20116:46 am keijo456

    @xxtitleistxx  thanks

  • 15 December 20117:10 am xxtitleistxx

    @keijo456 california love – tupac and dre

  • 15 December 20117:39 am myfkkingbush

    On your bike!

  • 15 December 20118:15 am Themetaxas

    The most hilarious part is Viffer`s!!!

  • 15 December 20119:13 am Kaesetopf

    @QuadJacksdotcom i potsted the link to your channel

  • 15 December 20119:47 am kickyourace

    Great well made Video. Waiting for the poker movie.
    

  • 15 December 20119:53 am keijo456

    What is the original song/beat?

  • 15 December 201110:17 am natestrasburg

    Thanks SrslySirius!! you’ve done it again!

  • 15 December 201110:38 am QuadJacksdotcom

    @Kaesetopf would love to listen, links please!

  • 15 December 201111:15 am Kaesetopf

    sry but there are some better tony g raps on youtube….

  • 15 December 201112:07 pm randomimpulser

    Inspired by the Captain, now I’m feelin’ kinda frisky.
    I’m flyin’ off my ten-speed it’s too late to come and hitch me.
    Time’s up for you pretenders, now I’m callin’ the clock.
    Madsen wishes he could hold my jock, AND Brett Richey.

    win win win win. brilliant video

  • 15 December 201112:58 pm SN011GlobeTrot

    1 person is Phil Hellmuth.

  • 15 December 20111:30 pm SN011GlobeTrot

    Damn that shit had some slick production value =D

  • 15 December 20111:51 pm k0rk1

    YOU ASK JANI HES A PRO xD Love the G, one of pokers best characters

  • 15 December 20111:51 pm iswindler

    Highly amused you should of brought the bicycle into it.

  • 15 December 20111:57 pm JeeRaph

    lol. Nice.

  • 15 December 20112:26 pm Chibataaa

    SPOTIFY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • 15 December 20112:30 pm MsMarc1234

    BRING THE RUSSIANS ON!

  • 15 December 20113:02 pm GreenWaterCooling

    hellmuth part is funny 😀

  • 15 December 20113:19 pm SomNumNa

    The played it like a set verse is genius

  • 15 December 20113:36 pm wiseguy1989xx

    Now this is some real rap tunes:P

  • 15 December 20114:06 pm MrRoNa1Do

    HE IS QUALIFIED…

  • 15 December 20114:08 pm Makaron9

    he played it like a set


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